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using the word “cute” to describe a lot
of “Fly Me to the Moon.” The basic story
of three young flies hitching a ride on the moon is
cute. Most of the characters are pretty cute, each with
big, soulful eyes and tiny hands and round heads. The
general innocence of the film itself is pretty cute,
as is the fact that it’s presented in 3-D. The
thing is, cute can only get you so far. This is the
third animated film of the summer to involve non-human
characters in space (the first two being “WALL-E”
and “Space Chimps”), and of those three,
“Fly Me to the Moon” is definitely the least
challenging and the least entertaining. It has its moments
of fun, and I have no doubt young kids will get a kick
out of it. But for most people, it’s really no
better or worse than an extended episode of an early
morning kids show. Some may even be bothered by its
Cold War mentality, where Americans are fearless and
heroic while Russians are vile and sinister.
The story proper takes place in 1969, just as Buzz Aldrin,
Neil Armstrong, and Michael Collins were about to make
history on Apollo 11’s mission to the moon. In
a swampy junkyard just outside of Cape Canaveral, three
school-age flies decide to stow away on the mission
and become the first flies in outer space. The leader,
Nat (voiced by Trevor Gagnon), is the headstrong, adventurous
one. The brains of the group is naturally named I.Q.
(voiced by Philip Bolden), and you know he’s smart
because he’s the only one wearing glasses. Scooter
(voiced by David Gore) is the fat, timid one, and nothing
other than food is on his mind. Already, you might have
noticed that all three sound like virtual clones of
our favorite chipmunks, Alvin, Simon, and Theodore;
it may not matter a great deal, but I have a feeling
many of the adults in the audience will get the feeling
they’ve seen these characters before.
After a discussion with his equally adventurous grandfather
(voiced by Christopher Lloyd), Nat, I.Q., and Scooter
sneak into Cape Canaveral on the morning of the launch.
Once inside the rocket, they hide themselves inside
each astronaut’s helmet. The constant media coverage
allows everyone in Nat’s world to see him and
his friends go into orbit, including Nat’s mother
(voiced by Kelly Ripa), a worrisome woman who constantly
faints. She doesn’t see eye to eye with her father,
always filling his grandson’s head with fantastical
stories of real life adventures. One of Grandpa’s
most popular stories is of how he was with Amelia Earhart
during her solo transatlantic flight; he actually had
to fly up her nose to keep her from falling asleep.
We actually see this happening as a flashback sequence,
and it culminates with a lovely shot of Earhart sneezing
Nat’s grandfather out her nose.
Our three friends, meanwhile, are having their own adventure
on their way to the moon. Little do they realize that,
back on Earth, a small group of Russian flies are devising
a plan to steal credit for the space mission away from
the Americans. The team leader, named Poopchev (voiced
by Ed Begley, Jr.), sends a spy named Yegor (voiced
by Tim Curry) to infiltrate Cape Canaveral’s control
center and alter Apollo 11’s landing coordinates.
Will the Russians succeed, or will America’s indomitable
spirit conquer all that threatens democracy? If you
actually have to think that one over, (a) you don’t
know how the Apollo 11 mission ended, and (b) you don’t
see very many kid’s movies. Not that it matters
a great deal; the very idea of a kid’s movie reverting
to Cold War prejudices is not at all appealing. The
Russian characters in “Fly Me to the Moon”
are ugly, vile, and stupid, perfect fodder for animated
villains. Shouldn’t we have gone beyond this by
now?
The only Russian character made to look pretty is Nadia
(voiced by Nicollette Sheridan), who Nat’s grandfather
met in France after Amelia Earhart’s flight. After
years of being apart, Nadia defects from her country
to help Grandpa save the Apollo mission, which in turn
would save his grandson. Why the filmmakers felt the
need to include this character or even this subplot,
I have no idea. What rule states that all animated films
need heroes and villains? Why do they all need that
kind of conflict? It seemed that Nat, I.Q., and Scooter’s
mission in space was already full of conflict, especially
when the astronauts realized they had flies on board.
At a certain point in the movie, the real Buzz Aldrin
appears to make what can only be described as a public
service announcement. Yes, it was cute that he decided
to play along. But really, was that necessary? Don’t
we already know that the men and women of NASA are brave
people that have opened doors? And what does any of
that have to do with flies? The animation and 3-D effects
of “Fly Me to the Moon” were decent enough.
I distinctly remember two scenes: one featured Nat,
I.Q., and Scooter doing a zero-gravity synchronized
dance to the tune of “The Blue Danube”;
the other was a recreation of Neil Armstrong’s
first step on the lunar surface. Both were wonderful
to look at--the latter was oddly beautiful, in a childish
sort of way. But for everything the film achieved visually,
the story needed a lot of work. It needed to be less
cutesy and more entertaining. It needed fewer clichéd
characters. It needed to be less preachy with its patriotism.
You leave this movie knowing that if the filmmakers
had tried a little harder, they would have had something
that could appeal to everyone, not just to kids.
- Chris Pandolfi
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Excellent review chris! I thought the whole Buzz Aldrin thing completely shattered the point of the movie - especially for my kids who certainly didn't need to be told the movie wasn't real.