| I can say
with fairly confident assuredness that each Mummy film
is inferior to its predecessor. But while each movie
decreases in quality, my tolerance of such mindless
entertainment seems to increase. That said, there’s
still plenty to dislike about the latest installment
in the waning franchise.
An ancient tale tells of a tyrannical Emperor (Jet
Li) who conquers all of China, but cannot overcome the
inevitability of death. Determined to forestall his
fate, the Emperor summons a Witch (Michelle Yeoh) who
promises the secret to everlasting life, but when she
is betrayed by the despot, she instead curses him and
his massive army to permanent mummification. Or so she
thought…
1946 London finds world-famous artifact hunters and
mummy combatant extraordinaires Rick (Brendan Fraser)
and Evelyn (Maria Bello) O’Connell attempting
to lead lackluster “normal” lives, but the
duo jump at the chance of continuing their adventures
when they are invited to chaperone the priceless Eye
of Shangri La diamond to China. Once there, they encounter
their estranged son Alex (Luke Ford) who has recently
unearthed the Emperor and his tomb and the family is
unwittingly drawn into a dastardly plot to resurrect
the demonic ruler. Teaming up with Evelyn’s brother
Jonathan (John Hannah) and the mysterious assassin Lin
(Isabella Leong), the group of heroes must once again
fight the forces of evil and save the world from total
annihilation.
Tomb of the Dragon Emperor never takes itself too seriously;
from the opening slapstick to the epilogue one-liner,
comedy never strays far from the events comprising the
latest exercise in undead resurrection. And while the
humor succeeds in being intentional more often than
not, the copious amounts wantonly dispersed throughout
hinder the suspension of disbelief, the pathos, and
the action, resulting in an adventure one can never
feel too committed to. Perhaps that’s both the
beauty and downfall of such brain-free escapism.
The special effects throughout this Mummy range from
unexpectedly grandiose to begging the query, “are
they even trying anymore?” A headless horse chase
and a Jason and the Argonauts -style battlefield sequence
evoke awes, vicious booby-traps and devastating avalanches
receive appropriate attention, and overly unoriginal
abominable snowmen and a three-headed dragon feel last-minute
improvised. Even the opening rotation of the Universal
Studios logo seemed subpar.
Old-fashioned gunfights, elaborate chase scenes, and
a few clever taunts can’t quite overcome the tired
clichés, minimalist storytelling, and ridiculous
Yeti, but those accepting of this sort of movie-going
experience will likely enjoy the film’s insistence
of fun over depth and reason. While all of the characters
unabashedly buy into the unrelenting absurdity happening
around them, the asinine plot devices only work to contradict
their efforts at creating some semblance of a reality,
as farfetched as it might be. Why is there always some
mystical weapon that can kill the immortal enemy? Why
does the threat of being honorless always spark in the
vilest of villains some heartfelt desire to display
that attribute? And why does there have to be Yeti?
- Joel Massie
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Excellent review of Mummy and all its awfulness!